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if you were to pitch Substack on how Nostr can help Substack earn more revenue today (one thing they probably care deeply about), how would you do it?
So this is a result of a payment either getting stuck or currently in flight.
{
"attempt_id": "7",
"status": "IN_FLIGHT",
"route": {
"total_time_lock": 775227,
"total_fees": "570",
"total_amt": "271796",
"hops": [
{
"chan_id": "852010460957179905",
"chan_capacity": "500000",
"amt_to_forward": "271795",
"fee": "1",
"expiry": 775187,
"amt_to_forward_msat": "271795032",
"fee_msat": "1271",
"pub_key": "03cc1d0932bb99b0697f5b5e5961b83ab7fd66f1efc4c9f5c7bad66c1bcbe78f02",
"tlv_payload": true,
"mpp_record": null,
"amp_record": null,
"custom_records": {
}
},The important number here is "expiry": 775187, which is the max block it'll be stuck for, which is about 200 blocks from now or around ~30 or so hours from now.
Best case scenario, it gets unstuck before then. It is typical that the payment is in flight for the duration of the loop out period, which takes 2 on chain transactions. Make sure you don't turn off your node for this portion. If all went well, eventually you'll have that in flight payment show as successful and you will have some on chain funds.
Worst case, the payment is acttually stuck and it'll result in a unilateral (force) close where you will be able to get the funds back, but on chain as a result of closing the channel. After the channel closes, it'll take a bit more time after that to actually spend the funds, since your channel partner will have a chance to reveal the preimage still.
Payments getting stuck is no fun, and unilateral closures aren't either, but that's part of the protocol when a spontanous failure occurs down the line. As long as you don't turn off your node, you should have your funds back, either on chain or back in the channel. It's just that at most it could take 7 - 10 days, but hopefully less than 2.
Edit:
You probably didn't do anything wrong here and it was a result of a payment failure down the line. Though you could ask @k00b if it shows that he has the same payment stuck but on the other side. If so, then yeah it wasn't your fault. But there's a chance there's a communication problem between you and k00b in which case it could be your fault (or tor's fault).
This is super unfortunate - I won't be sharing Twitter links to anyone anymore.
Basically the eugenicist case: If you're a real miserable piece of crap, maybe let someone else's genes propagate into the future.
For myself (YMMV) its an old 80/20 rule, majority of the stuff you now whether you can "hack it" or you need a longer prep. 80 implies you will wing it 9 out of 10. Bigger more complicated stuff/project/assignments is that remaining 20%. I'm with @ekzyis you learn by doing, you gain experience, nothing can beat that in my book. It applies in my opinion to most things in life coding or writing notwithstanding.
The Bitcoin Bugle is a parody. The title isn't supposed to be accurate. It's supposed to be funny. And in this case, being funny required it to have a certain truth to it.