Have fun building a quaint legal defense based on a polite and pedantic argument like this!

Be not intimidated...nor suffer yourselves to be wheedled out of your liberties by any pretense of politeness, delicacy, or decency. These, as they are often used, are but three different names for hypocrisy, chicanery and cowardice.
~ John Adams

Meanwhile, we, The Sons of Liberty, those who protect freedom, boldly, will remind the tyrants, they too, can bleed.

There is nothing more feared by a tyrant than an rebel who has no desire for money, no respect for unjust laws, nor fear of death.