For tax reasons it’s best to quit your job when selling satoshis.
How much bitcoin would you need to retire right now and live fairly comfortably for 30 years?
My guess would be 21 bitcoin is the minimum stack level required to do it right now if happy to live in low cost of living countries. Which would be $2k a month at current prices.
All while holding a scarce asset that should appreciate in value. So your retirement would get more fruitful as you aged.
A glorious concept.
The solution is simple and I wrote an extensive guide on Umbrel forum:
Use Umbrel + Tailscale + lndhub
https://community.getumbrel.com/t/how-to-use-umbrel-with-tailscale/
Tor is unreliable for these things and also is useless to connect over Tor to your own node. You don't trust enough yourself?
I also strongly suggest to use the LNDhub from LNbits instead of the BW one. Works much better and you have even more options and features.
I wrote several guides about that:
https://darthcoin.substack.com/p/umbrel-node-lnbits
https://darthcoin.substack.com/p/the-bank-of-lnbits
https://darthcoin.substack.com/p/lnbits-for-small-merchants
https://darthcoin.substack.com/p/build-your-own-lnbits-app-server